Change up the Paloma by getting rid of the La Croix Pamplemousse and replace it with Spindrift Grapefruit. 

I don’t think that time ever actually existed. May I introduce you to the Satanic Panic of the 80s? Or the fact that some parts of the South chose to close down public schools ENTIRELY rather than integrate them in the 50s?

They’ll boycott Pizza Hut the same way they’ll boycott the NFL, MLB, Keurig, Starbucks, Nordstrom, Kellogg, and dozens of other companies.  The net effect will be the companies don’t lose a single customer because Goldfish (the crackers, not the animal) have longer attention spans than the average bigot.

How about we stop allowing private citizens to own a military arsenal? How about that?

Pretty sure this is more accurate

This is quite possibly the worst of the recent spate of stupid clickbait article on the Takeout. I’ve been here from nearly the beginning, but I’m about to leave, y’all.

This is stupid and pointless. Y’all have to stop writing these bad filler pieces that don’t say anything at all.

Do you really believe nobody orders Domino’s in the day? That only drunk/stoned people order it late at night? Because that’s what the article says.

You could literally write this same tripe about any food.…

I feel dumber for having read this article.

I’ve had boiled asparagus a couple times and it was gross, though that was probably boiled more on the 15 minute side rather than 5 minutes

That’s...that’s not what blackmail is.

I don’t agree at all that that’s the implication of the article. While I too am open to the possibility, it strikes me, as it did the author, that this stuff all happening in the runup to the primary rather than the general, by conservative outlets, right after he did something that was universally viewed as damaging…

You do know that the bulk of the information is being given to the very conservative Washington Examiner, yes?

“I mean, that’s circumstantial at best.”

Well, so is everything you said.

Because we’d wait until he wins his primary, it’s in the best interest of the GOP for his opponent to make the general since they theoretically have fewer skeletons in the closet.

Unsurprising. She blamed “Pro-Israel SuperPACs” last time and I’m sure she’ll do the same this time. And she wonders why she doesn’t win. She blames her loss on the Jews all the while running in one of the most heavily Jewish districts in the state. So when people ask why Turner can’t win elections, I just want to…

she’s already blaming others and saying she’ll run as independent next time. 

In an update that shocks absolutely no one who lives in the region: Turner got crushed in the primary on Tuesday. Turns out that elections are hard to win when you spend all your time insulting the people you want to vote for you. 

I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who saw the race get called and then ran back here to this article. What a load of one-sided bollocks it is/was. Political reporting is hard. Election reporting is even harder because it requires you to do so much homework. Otherwise, you don’t know the district or the key context,…

“Nina Turner Doesn’t Need the Establishment”

Hillary deserves blame for her campaign, too. Doesn’t absolve Nina Turner of anything. At least Hillary didn’t work for that result.