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In response to questions from the Press (like whether it’s Memorial Hermann policy to call the police if staffers suspect patients of being undocumented immigrants or of using fraudulent documents to obtain a spouse’s employer-provided healthcare), Memorial Hermann spokeswoman Alex Loessin said an email, “As you know,

I noticed that same thing. For the first half of the video, the guy just kinda stayed in the same spot and shot people way off in the distance (with a weapon that you would think wouldn’t be effective that far out) while dancing around so he wouldn’t get hit. People actually think this is fun?


WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

Luke 10:29-37, KJV*

Who among us didn’t hear it in his voice? Man, I haven’t watched that movie for a good 20 years, yet I can still hear that as clear as day.

Bonus points to any server who uses this response with a flawless Lambert accent.

“Customers go to the left. I was having a seizure in a restaurant kitchen and you just stood there and prayed. Server, go to the right, for I was having a seizure in a restaurant kitchen and you kept me from burns and injuries and got me qualified help.” I seem to remember something about praying in a closet, too.

That last story really pissed me off. Don’t stand there and pray if you see someone suffering from a medical problem, call 911! Jesus didn’t just stand over people who were deaf, blind, dumb, demon-possessed or what have you. He was proactive and NOT a judgmental asshole about it.

You don’t need to feed your Jesus statue. He’s already..

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

Sooooooo...she’s complaining the clerks were “coerced” into following the law because if they didn’t, they might go to jail...

That girl being a cheater on the Halo game really really pissed me off.

Is she Dolezaling us?

Yes, but because $10.00 that’s being used for, say, administering pap smears frees up $10.00 from other sources that may not have the same limitations as hyde-amendment backed federal funds, all the hyde amendment does is cap the amount of money that PP can spend on abortions at (their total funding - their federal

She also pointed out, to a panel of deaf ears, that federal funds do not pay for abortions

That book is simply phenomenal. I don’t even care that this lemon-sucking troglodyte is having a hissy fit about it. I’m just delighted to hear that it’s being taught in schools. It’s exactly what you want kids to be exposed to in formative years: ferocious, unflinching, compassionate and demanding of whip-smart

God, this makes me sad for a whole number of reasons. Mostly the insistence of somehow equating scientific, accurate terms with sex or or sexiness sexuality.

This is immaculately crazy.