Yeah ... no. The U.S. and the U.K. only entered into the Syrian conflict well after it was creating a massive refugee crisis, and if they were not involved, we’d have a smaller refugee crisis only because more of these people would be dead.

Let’s talk about #KimDavis and her abuse of office by hiring unqualified friends and family.

“Does that mean that if you’re Christian, don’t apply here; if you’re a Jew, you gotta get — what happened in Nazi Germany, what happened there first, they removed the Jews from government public employment, then they stopped patronizing them in their private businesses, then they continued to stigmatize them, then…

Everyone calls them just plain ol' Car Bombs out here.

I bet you can still order Irish Car Bombs like it's going out of style though.

My favorite arguments are:

I’ve been contemplating writing a longer “why the arguments that increasing the minimum wage will lead to all fast food jobs being replaces with robots are horseshit” post for a while now. I might do that for Saturday.

Remember, there’s no magic wage threshold for restaurants to replace employees with robots. The point employees will be replaced is “when the technology exists.” And only when a touchscreen can handle your 92 year old Aunt Nona’s electronic device incompetence without employee assistance is the day human order takers…

The government should build and maintain a fibre optic network and charge ISPs for access, allowing for consumer choice. Requiring each company to lay their own cable is excessively expensive and redundant. We don’t have separate phone lines or electrical grids for each provider, we don’t make airliners build their…

Do you acknowledge that a definite pattern of specific behavior exists among a definitely specific ethnic group called Jews?

Yes. I lost almost all interest in the trailer once they hit the ground. I might as well have just been watching the Avengers at that point. Spartans are soldiers, not super heroes. The second half of this trailer was just silly.

Looks like Shawn Spencer.

OMG, yes! the glow-in-the-dark squirrels, the lab-created meat. “What does it taste like?” “Despair.”

You’re right. That was unnecessary. Nobody should be sentenced to eating Purina Yinzer Chow, which I’m pretty sure violates the Eighth Amendment when used in such a manner.

You have Provel cheese. There is no snark I can make about your city as bad as what you have inflicted upon yourselves.

Thanks for fried ravioli, though, and what you’ve done with pork ribs, my hat’s off man. You guys are aces by me. But Provel...fucking really?!

Better Off Ted

Except that first one.......what kind of mother capitulates to a monster that just spit on her child??

I'm pretty sure this is a great comment, but let me sleep on it.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.