Jean-Luc Emmanuel Picard

CSI: Risa

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Someone on one of these Kinja sites once called the Impossible Burger something like "plants wearing a meat costume" and I thought that was an apt description of the flavor.

Also, any chance of getting out of the greys here? In addition to being helpful and witty, I have a culinary arts degree.

Spoiler: go to Google News and search "impossible foods ces" (without quotation marks). Yahoo Finance jumped the gun. They've pulled the story, but the search still brings up the headline.

No argument. But her hubris — she repeatedly says that she wants “everything” — is driving her quest for a uterus, not a mommy instinct.

“They took my choice. I want it back.” (S01E06)

Liked it a lot. Plenty of potential there, and a great cast.

Control needs a series, not a movie. Object of Power of the week, interspersed with world building. Whedon could help rehabilitate himself with this.

It's my favorite game of all time, and I've been gaming for more than 40 years. Then again, I'm also boring as fuck.

If you Stark me up

Try Bearnaise instead.

Ready Player Zero

wrote the storylines for Star Trek video games like Secret of Vulcan Fury

The blacksmith mentioned that she was making him a new cuirass — not a full set of armor.

“The Trouble with Edward” reflects the primary conceit of The Orville: what if the fleet isn’t actually filled with hypercompetent heroes?

I shot a robot, and as he fell down dead he said, “I’ve seen things...” and trailed off.