“Don’t tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.”

Best Buy has it for $29.99 right now. Digital code.

Best Buy has it for $29.99 right now. Digital code.

We distort. You comply.

All I could think of was Ford as Six and Bernard as Baltar.

I was going to say The Mission.

I’ve got both consoles and I’ve been on the fence about which one to preorder this for. Either way, R* gets my money, so it probably doesn’t matter. But this is making me more likely to go with the Xbox.

I agree, that was a great moment. But honestly, it reminded me of this.

I don’t think our Thanksgivings have changed, but we’ve added Thanksmas — a full Thanksgiving-style meal halfway between Thanksgiving and Christmas that only friends are invited to. It’s a way to recharge after spending time with conservative extended family members.

And, never mind that abortion is about an order of magnitude safer than giving birth.

Costumes and casting. If reddit had been around in 1988-89, Michael Keaton would have bailed.

2012 called. Said something about a joke.

Participate beyond voting.

All of the post-release updates have been small.

Super disappointed that “swordfish” isn’t on the list, but I’m an old.

Wow. That is some A+, prime, gold-plated snark like I have never seen around these parts. Kudos.

My brother is a teetotaler in a family rife with alcoholics. I’m happy to see exceptions to learned destructive behavior, but I don’t count on it.

Please don’t procreate.

There’s a European tradition of kitchen hazing by drill-sergeant chefs, who learned in kitchens run by abusers and were happy to carry on the tradition. That’s how more than one guest lecturer at my culinary school described it, and I’ve seen interviews with chefs like Ming Tsai describing how he was hit with a wooden…

Yes! Thank you. I’ve argued for years that this would fix a large number of issues with that film.

Substitute for the butter in your favorite soft pretzel recipe.