0% for that statistic would mean that blacks are only victimized by other races.

This discussion always confuses me. The FBI crime stats show that in about 92% of cases in which the victim is black, the perpetrator’s race — if known — is black. So in your mind, if this is wrong, what would the ideal percentage be?

Plus the trope is cleverly subverted with the trampling of those glasses in the alley fight.

Oh, you mean Lone Wolf McMental? Nothing to see here, obviously.

All businesses are amoral entities that are in it for the money. They emulate morality based on laws and consumer demand. It’s okay to treat business decisions in a purely self-serving way because that’s absolutely the spirit with which they’re offered.

Yes! All nerds with self respect must think as you do, so nerds who don’t must lack self respect! Damn, I loathe myself so much. Thanks for the reminder!

But — and I am only saying this because I care — there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

That’s not really necessary. And while I suggested that you might need to be a nerd of a certain age to like the show, I didn’t say that all nerds of a certain age have to like the show. Set theory, nerd.

I watch BBT, and I actually enjoy it.

Congratulations -- you’re the first wrong person on the Internet I’ve found today. Cookies are on their way.

His statements were about Lee and a few other Generals who weren’t particularly pro-slavery but rather pro-state.

It’s a shame to have to bring this up Every. Fucking. Time. that someone mentions the civil war and its causes.

“Cosplay.”

This is exactly like that time that Democrats did nothing like this, because both parties are the same.

They could have picked someone who has actually led Bible study sessions in the White House. Instead, they chose someone who couldn’t be bothered to go to church on Easter.

To be fair, for St. Patrick’s Day they hand out potato blight fungus and refuse to serve food to their patrons while feeding the patrons of other restaurants.

Why do you hate Minnesota?

It’s got the budget of a high school musical (in fact, I think you could see some of the musical’s sets in the “space stations” they visit), but the cast has a lot of chemistry and the writing is punching above its weight.

He should use some of that money to raise his self esteem. Get a decent haircut. Buy tailored clothing. Take lessons and get good at... something (cooking, painting, music, whatever).

Hold my beer.