Yes! All nerds with self respect must think as you do, so nerds who don’t must lack self respect! Damn, I loathe myself so much. Thanks for the reminder!

But — and I am only saying this because I care — there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

That’s not really necessary. And while I suggested that you might need to be a nerd of a certain age to like the show, I didn’t say that all nerds of a certain age have to like the show. Set theory, nerd.

I watch BBT, and I actually enjoy it.

Congratulations -- you’re the first wrong person on the Internet I’ve found today. Cookies are on their way.

His statements were about Lee and a few other Generals who weren’t particularly pro-slavery but rather pro-state.

It’s a shame to have to bring this up Every. Fucking. Time. that someone mentions the civil war and its causes.

This is exactly like that time that Democrats did nothing like this, because both parties are the same.

They could have picked someone who has actually led Bible study sessions in the White House. Instead, they chose someone who couldn’t be bothered to go to church on Easter.

To be fair, for St. Patrick’s Day they hand out potato blight fungus and refuse to serve food to their patrons while feeding the patrons of other restaurants.

Why do you hate Minnesota?

He should use some of that money to raise his self esteem. Get a decent haircut. Buy tailored clothing. Take lessons and get good at... something (cooking, painting, music, whatever).

Nobody showed him how to share his feelings when he was growing up? He lacked coping strategies? Fuck off with that nonsense.

That’s a pretty dubious claim, Mr. I’ve-never-posted-here-before. But let’s try a sorting-hat exercise: Is Sandy Hook in the 90% or the 10%?

1) If you had read it, you wouldn’t have needed to ask your question about visas.

That was my polite way of saying you should read before you post, since your question would have been answered if you had.

They skipped the line that would have allowed them to legally remain in the country. I addressed visa overstays elsewhere in this too-long thread so, yes, I do realize.

So your clients are paying a penalty for line jumping because they’re now standing in line. After line jumping. 1) How does that negate anything I said? 2) Are there undocumented immigrants who are not doing what your clients are doing?

I don’t think that citizenship is something that should be so easily revoked. Jail will be fine.

You’re talking to someone who went through the years and expense.