In a world that contains dressage, you’re confused about fencing?

I keep waiting, patiently, for the party of personal responsibility to take any kind of responsibility for the constant string of fuck-ups they’ve foisted upon us. I really thought they were caught red handed by the financial crisis —but no. That was Clinton’s fault. And the blacks.

You had me at “pooping valuable resources.”

Well we will certainly get off your culinary lawn.

No thanks, Halflife McBioshock.

UHD Blu-ray players are $400. This is $400. This is a better value.

This is what passed for comedy when I was younger.

Don’t forget this.

They argue that open carry laws make it more difficult for them to weed out the “bad guy.” That is true, but it is also rather specific to this exact situation and doesn’t seem particularly helpful in preventing someone from shooting a bunch of people in the first place.

There have been some editorials recently suggesting that the best way to reduce gun violence, given the NRA and unfortunate realities of the post-Heller world, is to make guns uncool — like cigarettes.

So, Noah Webster, what’s it a satire of?

If you’re implying that this is either of those, I’d suggest you need to become more familiar with their basic definitions.

So are you old enough to remember when the networks would have primetime specials that previewed their Saturday morning lineups? I seem to remember getting my first glimpse of Captain Caveman that way.

Better examples, as it relates to the First Amendment, would be libel and copyright laws.

No problem.

I never said anything about a charter school. My child is going to a different public school. We have that ability in Minnesota.

You didn’t come close to answering either of my questions. Please explain how I’ve made the school she is leaving worse.

Huh. Maybe you can explain how sending my child into a stressful and disruptive environment helps those kids.

If it has a UHD Blu-ray drive, I’ll gladly replace my PS4 on day one. Otherwise, no dice.

My mixed-race daughter (Asian + white) has been intentionally attending a diverse school. That ends next week, by her choice. She doesn’t want to deal with disruptions ranging from back talk to actual fist fights. And since suspension has been determined to be a tool of The Man, the same kids keep pulling the same…