Makes the title a trick question, though, doesn't it? And thanks, jon.lee — I came to say exactly the same thing.

Copy and paste that into a text file on your desktop. Write a script to automatically post that on any post tagged "Funnies." You'll save yourself several productive minutes each year.

Impulse sucks balls. I bought this a half hour ago and so far no email and it's not showing up in their piece-of-crap application.

Talk to your doctor. If you're not the type of person to polish off a bottle at a sitting, you're probably fine.

I weep for the public education system.

It would be nice, if people didn't, throw in unnecessary, punctuation. Oh, and wrote words that made some sense, too.

Plenty of people complained about Tony Soprano and how his character damaged the Italian community. You must not have been paying attention. Google "Tony Soprano stereotype" if you don't believe me. There's a SCOTUS justice complaining about it on the first page of the results.

Firefox 6 fail. No "Expand" icon. Works in Chrome.

So... the French will forget how to speak French before the end of the century? Or maybe we just conquered them for the lolz.

We went from the first powered flight to landing a man on the moon within the span of one person's lifetime. I'm not saying that sort of advance is typical, but I imagine that the world of 2084 will offer some chuckles to my daughter as she remembers how primitive things were in the 2010s.

I want to go to there.

Nothing will ever beat NOLF for NPC conversations. "That's not potato salad — it's cottage cheese!" I still whip that line out from time to time.

For those who believe humans were created by a higher power, the augmentation of humans is that higher power's purview. I'm not one of those, and I'm not taking a stand on transhumanism, but the Frankenstein-type story resonates powerfully with society at large at a basic level for a reason.

Funny that you mention Gerry Anderson, because there was a Space: 1999 episode ("Another Time, Another Place") that immediately came to mind when I saw this post. Of course, that's an alternate moon rather than an alternate Earth.

Came here to post the same thing about Arkham Asylum. Finding out Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill were in it was a primary motivator in picking up the game. Glad I did.

Downloading both the game and the mod right now. Sweeeet.

"You shit piles give chase, I WILL kill your dicks."

This plus paintball would be so full of win that they'd have to add a picture of it to the dictionary definition of "win."

Oooo — now the instructions are bolded so you notice them. Shiny. Or fail. One or the other.

"Talk to me, Goose" = buy. It's the little things in life.