Clever hurl.

Don't forget Save Ferris. Monique, ska goddess, I MISS YOU SO.

Just showed my wife these pictures. She's never coming back.

I am such a fat slob.

I'm going to out myself as a BU dork here, but is the Waco area not on the list?

I'm sure a lot of these "Treat Women with Respect" rules will be made fun of but as a current female UGA student, knowing that a coach is willing to flat out say "no means no" and "you dont own your girlfriend" in the team guidelines is really refreshing and needs to be said more often in other schools' and teams'…

HE WAS LICKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

I can recall this one being pretty niche when I saw it in middle school. Haven't seen it in a while but it came to mind when I saw this list.

You forgot one, IMO. Not many people remember this, despite the later A-list director:

The language, man, the language.