That man is super hot, and I'm mad at Kevin Spacey for killing him in House of Cards.The wig is why I didn't recognize him in The Strain.

"He picked up an air gun that THEY SELL AT THE WALMART WHERE HE WAS KILLED"

Where is the fucking NRA on this shit? They want people* to be able to pack arsenals while walking down the street, but a cop unloads on someone carrying an air gun and they're say nothing?

He is a broadcast journalism prodigy.

Chris Pratt can get it.

The tuna should have been spread in the electrical sockets. Turn off power at the breaker, take the cover off the socket, and smear as much as you can in there. No one will ever find it and that stink won't ever go away. Everything else though, bravo.

Girl, that last line is like my personal life mantra. Seriously. I really enjoy dating a woman for a lot of reasons, but one being she understands that girls fart, burp, poop and do all those normal human being type things.

Where do you think I got the idea? Revenge doesn't have to be original, just brutally effective.

I think this one counts, even though I ended up being the Other Woman...

I crop dusted the Chanel counter one day when they ignored me five times. Apparently ducking in after the gym to pick up more perfume for a birthday gift is a signal you're a poor.

ugh, this is my childhood. In our case it was a few days before Christmas, the mistress no one knew about called out of the blue, screaming at my mother that she was pissed because my father was planning on spending part of Christmas morning at our house (only a small part, and no one wanted him there to begin with).…

a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

Yeah, he didn't think it through too clearly. Aside from wrecking our relationship, he also wrecked his relationships with co-workers and superiors. The word got out real fast after that Friday night and his reputation (which had been great up until that point) was ruined. All of that pain and humiliation just for…

A friend of mine got told on the Fourth of July that her husband wanted a divorce. He blamed her for everything - she was too in to her career, she wasn't getting pregnant fast enough, and a bunch of other douche canoe things in a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

My husband and I decided he would "geo-bach"(basically he moved for work and I stayed home with our young daughter) because his deployment schedule was going to be bananas for a year or so. That year turned into three, and while it wasn't ideal, he came out to visit every few months and I thought we were okay. We…

I was 21 and had suspected my then boyfriend was messing around with this chick anne. She'd been getting really annoying, crawling all over him that fall and wanting to have important, urgent, emotional talks at all times because my boyfriend was such a good friend.

My husband had no less than 6 affairs during the course of our marriage (that I knew about), but after discovering 4, it was pretty easy to see the tell tale signs of affair number 5.

Try as I might, the dude would just NOT fess up. I needed to know, because this one was the final death knell of the marriage (just…

Yes! Like the shitheel I dated for 2 months who suddenly kept ditching plans at the last minute and then finally sent me an email: "I've seen seeing this girl lately..." Well fucking bully for you. I'm not your wife, you can see someone. If you *no longer* wish to see *me*, you must grow a spine and explicitly say so.…

Your friend sounds pretty amazing.

I found out my now-fiance was cheating at our first Thanksgiving g together. We were at his parents house, playing card games. I got up to get a drink, and noticed he had extra cards in his hand. No, I didn't break up with him then and there. I should have. But I looked around, AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY WAS DOING THE SAME…

So.