I love seeing a woman that looks real, instead of a bony cardboard cutout. She has an ass. And breasts. And thighs. And to-die-for shoes.

Christ on a stick, it was a private recounting of the guys she slept with. It was funny. Yeah, it was a little mean, but it was still a hoot. I could have written something very similar when I was in college. Mercifully, I went to college in the 70's, when sex shaming wasn't the order of the day.

Watching them walk so gingerly and then crash over and over was heartbreaking. Poor kitties :(

@RayBradbury's_ElephantMonastery: I love baby's breath, but my cats love it more than I do. Within 24 hours, it is shredded all over the house and the rest of the arrangement is flopping sadly over the rim of the vase.

@Jetgirly: If you aren't invited to the wedding, there is no reason whatsoever that you should attend the shower and/or send a gift. If the "shower organizer" had a damn clue (what happened to basic etiquette?), she would know that you do NOT invite someone to the bridal shower that has not been invited to the wedding.

@rd2uk: Who cares how old the rest of them are? Do you want this? Will it further your career goals? Does it excite you? Are you unencumbered by children/husband/family? Do you wonder if you will regret not taking this opportunity?

@Bruce Landwaster: What is reasonable? A huge, expensive (let's add in the cost of the plumber to hook it up, the renovation of my bathroom to accommodate the thing, and the therapy bills for my kids when I explain why Mommy has her very own special tub) masturbation machine? I don't see what this can do for me that…

Oh my.

@janiejones56: Thanks for that link. Interesting. I came up solid in the estrogen deficient category. I just started taking phyto B about a week ago, and I'm hoping that will have a positive effect. I just want my old self back.

@whitesycamore: It's even more maddening to have a drop in your libido written off to menopause and being told that, "That's just the way it goes. Try some lube". AARRRGGGHHHHH.

Cheerleading is not the sexy dance fest exemplified by professional football team squads.

@intangiblemango: It isn't. It is just one more way to reach out to kids that are bullied, are afraid, are despairing of their future and letting them know that love and happiness and pain and struggle can be part of their lives and it doesn't have to break them. Maybe it can give them a glimmer of their own value.…

@keldo: My son is 21, and I have no problem separating him and his friends from my lust objects. I'm selfish like that ;)

@raphaela: When I was 18, I was dating guys in their 30's (can you say issues??). When I was 42, I was dating a guy that was 27. Great sex, but the cultural gap was too big and it burned out after a couple of months. My guy is 56, grey hair, 20 extra pounds, freaking adorable and I think he's sexy as hell. I can look…

When I wandered over from lurking on Gawker, your posts were the ones that kept me coming back here. You rock. Enjoy your post-Jezzie life :)

@Katie Did.: It's mutual :)

@Leanne: My g/f has huge breasts. Like, J's or something. When my daughter was 2, we would sit her in one cup and swing her. After a couple of Mudslides (ok, a blender full), we were easily entertained.

@greydove: That covers it pretty well. If that was my wedding I would have thrown his ass out in a heartbeat.

@leftyvangogh: Thank you for the positive thoughts :)

@katiebobatie: Her doc just wanted to remove the one breast with the tumor. She decided she wants them both removed. "There's no way I'm doing this TWICE", she said.