@Leanne: I'm a small B. If I stick my phone in my bra, I look like I have a uniboob with corners.

@badmutha: Thank you. I do, too. She's tough and brave and determined. I want it to be enough.

If I did any of those things, my guy wouldn't know whether to laugh or have me committed. He loves my breasts but is really clear that they're a fun bonus, not his personal playthings that I have to maintain for his amusement.

I was 7 when "The Sound of Music" was released. I can't count how many times I've watched it since then. I can sing every song and recite most of the dialog. Love it.

That little kitty just made up for a really rough week. Sweetness always wins.

@Sparklejam!: There were lots of things about breastfeeding that appealed to me. No bottles to warm, it was no cost (other than the nursing pads so that I didn't have giant wet spots on my shirt all day long), didn't have to get out of bed every two hours all freaking night (I kept the baby in a bassinet next to the…

The whole breastfeeding vs formula argument drives me wild. Yes, breast is best when it works for mother AND child. We all know this, thankyouverymuch. There are a myriad of factors that make breastfeeding problematic or downright impossible for some moms. Some women just don't want to. Every situation is different…

The 50's are over. They're not coming back. Thankfully. The myth that surrounds that era is still being shoehorned into a culture that has changed drastically in the past 50 years.

@belladonna seablue marshmallow eyes: They've become my post-menopausal drink of choice. They taste best when my kids are doing their own damn laundry. I am the Anti-Amazon Mom.

@belladonna seablue marshmallow eyes: I agree with everything you said except the bit about Cosmos. I love my Cosmos.

@The Plain People of Ireland: I stopped showing up because I wasn't willing to sacrifice half of my weekly food budget (those pesky kids - feed them one day and they expect to be fed the next day, too) to have a 3 martini mediocre lunch amidst squealing and air kissing and listening to how they're economizing by not…

I want to be her when I grow up.

This is why I can't watch any Bridezilla type show because I start raving and tossing things across the room. Self-centered, presumptuous, entitled brats who bleat, "But it's myyyyyyyy dayyyyyyyyyy!!!!", whether it's a birthday, wedding, engagement, promotion, or whateverthefuck, make me want to gouge out my own brain…

@brainz: My guy has to trim his entire body, so the pubes go along for the ride. I like it.

I like #5. Whenever I see a dead guy in a pile of hay, I want to run away too.

@alexsilver44: Looks get you through the first 5 minutes. After that, you'd better have something else to offer or I'm going home to pet my cat and read the latest JD Robb book (guilty pleasure...sue me). If you write douchebag missives while imagining yourself to be clever and "satirical", I will toss your…

@JaneGalaxy: The LAST thing I want is for my children to take care of me when I'm old. I lived that hell with my parents and I would NEVER do that to my kids. Stick me on an ice floe and send me out to sea.

@jespree: I'm territorial about my grill. I kick ass on a grill. My ex thought grilling meant standing around bullshitting with his buddies while the food was being incinerated. He (only once) yelled out, "Hey babe, wanna bring me a beer"?

Questioning why a woman doesn't choose to have children is the height of hubris. "You'll change your mind", "You're selfish", "You don't know what you're missing", "What if your parents decided not to have kids?" (that falls in the moronic category). I have friends who decided not to have kids. Ok, great. They love…