@tfskora: Actually, I just read it. Thanks for helping me ring in the new year feeling like a shmuck.

@John H. C. Staton: Ahhh but the sentiment is much appreciated.

I'm only making one resolution this year, to make a comment so witty that I finally get a star.

Fastpass FTW!

@hawkeye18: Sorry, my (obviously poor) attempt at humor at 5am.

Do they offer a gay/lesbian set? Two sockets or two plugs? This seems awfully hetero and discriminatory.

i had number 2 (earlier today).

@Zelda did it!: i'm starting with the man in the mirror!

All I wanted was a star for Christmas. I woke up early this morning and ran down to the computer (actually I woke up on the couch where I passed out) and opened it up and Santa brought no star. I'm still gray as ever. Damn you Santa!

@Rancesali: is that the sinister "Semen" doing an ass splash on Spidey?!?!?

CardWoo™ Who Knew?™

@d1zzle: "Whar be"

"McKean, a professor at Virginia Commonwealth University, has been conducting experiments on rainbows since 2002"

@Lizard_King: 4 cylinder in that light rig is just fine. the secret to power is gears! gears! gears

The VCR (25+ years ago) at my mom's house was always blinking 12:00. Everytime I came over. She would ask me to set it. It annoyed the hell out of me but I would set the clock to the right time. Every other week or so when I'd come over, it was the same thing. I found out she would unplug all the electronics before…

I make it a rule that once I pick a line to get in, that's it. There's no more decision making, regrets or line jumping.

"crescent" is a brand name

@Deoki: love, love, love this!!!