Christopher Walken in Gigli:

How is this a light sentence? This should be a purely family matter - there is no reason for pigs to be involved at all, unless the parent really felt it was necessary. And after ending the immediate situation, they should fuck off. Charges for this. Ridiculous.

I have a basis-less-theory (more like fun idea) that they have actually been married for a years - specifically, since Super Mario 64. Before that (in the US), she was never Peach - she was Princess Toadstool. All of a sudden after that she starts going by her first name, which she had never done before (in the US).

I really like Muriel. Some book or movie I read/saw (Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, maybe??) says Dorcas is the most beautiful name. I don't get it. Am I pronouncing it wrong? Did people in your elementary school not call nerds a 'dorkus'?

Not to mention Dorcas.

Sofia with an F just makes me think of Bulgaria.

Ugh! Hate Bianca. Sounds like something you excrete. More torn on Agatha (I know an Agatha) and Agnes (know an Agnes). Don't know how those are similar but they are.

Dammit. I've had the name Sophia on my list for years. That's really depressing.

Still a human being. We should never harm other human beings, whatever they may have done. Just prevent them from harming again. Prison doesn't even help that - it makes it worse. Mandatory therapy is about the extent of my recommendation.

Fuck queens. Monstrous autocrats, every one. I'd rather have Thatcher.

This is a sad story. She made a horrible mistake and now she has to pay for it literally forever? This is unacceptable. She's 22, for chrissakes!

An original iPhone is not the same generation device as an iPhone 5S. An Xbox 360 is an Xbox 360, it's the same console, it should run everything released for the console. That is the entire promise of the console video game industry.

The largest by a huge margin, I believe. At least the largest individual shareholder. I assume his heirs (kids?) will get the stock. But Japanese companies seem less answerable to the shareholders in the first place (which is a good thing), so hopefully we'll be OK.

Yea, I agree. It's nice when someone comes up from the ranks of people-who-actually-do-things rather than straight MBAs who only have management experience. I think it's why Iwata is so successful in certain ways, even as they keep screwing up the marketing outreach and other more MBA-ish things.

He was in upper management at HAL Labs (Smash, Kirby series, Earthbound) for several years in the 90s before moving to Nintendo. So he didn't leap straight from being a programmer, obviously, but that's where he got his start.

It's In The Game.

MRA alert :(

TEENAGER DISLIKES CHAINSAW

They're dead, they don't care. Can't disrespect the dead.

I suspect, very possibly incorrectly, that the vast, vast majority of regular WWII infantry had the same standard-issue weaponry too, unless they had a special role as a machine gunner or something. This is something they already mostly elide over for the sake of interest.