Programming Alert:

He's a douche even when he's playing hockey. How about helping out on the backcheck you cherrypicking little prick!?

Yeesh, the way these gals are getting all chippy and emotional, you'd think they were having three periods a game.

Drinkard: [throws Hinson under the bus]

I do not understand where this argument is coming from. Tony Romo loses football games. That narrative is simple and correct, it's not dumb. Of course it would be better if the defense was not terrible for the team, but it is, and Tony Romo consistently does not perform in situations like this. He is a good…

I take it this Samer is a bitter Cowboys' fan.

He just won $100,000 at the SEC Championship throwing a football like a straight-up asshole.

For $100k I am throwing it however the fuck gets me that money.

Based on the way Auburn is running the ball, he knows that touchdown isn't going to mean shit.

"A-Rod" Mandela spent 27 years in prison after testing positive for apartoids.

List of things that are not an affront to baseball:

Buy your tickets now for World War Tow, the premier amateur tractor pull event in the Tri-State Area. It's going to be a Haul-o-caust.

Christ, can't people just keep their anti-social, vile, and scumbaggy impulses to internet comment boards like the rest of us.

I just think it's because Sal Pal is a fucking douche

Sal Paolantonio, the Bashar al-Assad of NFL reporters.

Should note, for those unaware, that Sal Paolantonio has been around Philadelphia media (including Eagles) for about 20 years. Take that info how you want.