Buy your tickets now for World War Tow, the premier amateur tractor pull event in the Tri-State Area. It's going to be a Haul-o-caust.

Christ, can't people just keep their anti-social, vile, and scumbaggy impulses to internet comment boards like the rest of us.

I just think it's because Sal Pal is a fucking douche

Sal Paolantonio, the Bashar al-Assad of NFL reporters.

Should note, for those unaware, that Sal Paolantonio has been around Philadelphia media (including Eagles) for about 20 years. Take that info how you want.