Nope, don't feel bad. Enjoy those tears, that is his lesson.

This may be the greatest thing ever posted on this website.

HOW DARE PEOPLE NOT PLAY GAMES FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON AS ME RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE.

It's a farce.

To be fair to Dave Bidini, Canadian soldiers probably do wear hockey jerseys in battle.

Your friendly Jalopnik commenter checking in. Nice Mulsanne in the beginning.

Can't understand how you don't understand people live and enjoy different lives than yours..

Walk down the street unarmed and don't bump anyone.

Stephen Totilo: Max Payne is a good game that was a waste of Rockstar's distinct talents.

Theory: Santa is one of "The Nine"

Wing windows. A/C crapped out and it's getting hot. Rolling the entire window down at highway speeds wreaks havoc. Wing windows were just the thing for cooling the car on the highway. I really do miss them.

Floor mounted high beams!!!

Facepalm

You mean I might actually play the copy of Titanfall I haven't used since 2 weeks after launch?! All rightttt.

Not the worst trip to Pine Barrens I've seen, but the big question is... did you kill The Russian?

NEEEEEEEEEEERDS