The staff is doing it BECAUSE some assholes like you neglected to do it and it must be done, we don't live in a perfect world and McDonald's employees especially. Don't confuse silent compromise with intent.

Everywhere. If you weren't given it to you at your table, you are responsible for taking it away from your table.

If you want to be properly pedantic, learn the word "lectern".

so he's a lying Asian liar? I'm confused...

Is water wet?

What you do for a wage so a fatcat can make bank off you! Hiyo!

It's not just bars, it's restaurants, too. And where? Just about everywhere in the U.S..

Well we still have RIC to rely on...

You're so edgy! You don't know who a famous person is, how cool of you!

It also could have been general math competence in understanding the difference between guesstimating it at 53.9x or 54.0x where x is some digit I didn't bother to figure out in my head.

The anti-death pro-rape agenda! Tell me, how do you feel about aborting guns?

You're not terribly clever, are you?

Except it's not just a "label" — it's a description. A pithy description. The intent would be lost if he went into a lengthy explanation of "judgment free" whom he meant. Describing someone who is "outwardly positively currently on or frequently or/and recently using crack/meth/freebase" is not really a condemnation…

Tuesdays, usually.

Pretty sure that not all Hispanic surnames mean Mexican.

I used to work in the restaurant that was shot in.

You work in a restaurant that serves Italian noodles and you don't know how to sell linguine?

I too feel the need to parse Mushnick's prose as per William Carlos Williams' verse, but dear god, can you imagine if he did write anything as long as Paterson?

Couldn't have gone with "zenith"?

Wow, you're dense...