That has a name... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_to_the_bottom

Enh... Reads like a guy who just started playing scrabble. Everyone knew that H was one of the best letters. I've always been more pissed that there aren't more Hs rather than that theyre worth too many points.

C, to both, but I still have faith in D!

Who are the Germans? Why, the founders of and source of the demonyms for their hated rivals the French and the Russians, of course...

"Asian women and Caucasian men"

Exactly. No reason to do so with a Guinness. I wouldn't do so with a Boddington's or Newcastle either. But I also would never have a pitcher of those. A pitcher of run-of-the-mill ale or lager, not stouts or porters or heavier brown ales, i.e. pitcher-beers. Straight down the middle is the way to go unless empiricism…

Most bars will patently refuse to give you a pitcher of Guinness, so that accommodation is basically useless...

One of my least favorite myths in when I'd admonished for not pouring from a pitcher down the side of a tilted pint glass. Straight down the middle gives just the same amount of desired head, and it's quicker and less awkward to do in most situations, i.e. stretching to reach someone or in a crowded bar...

Exactly. They'd have a much better claim if that weren't their name. I mean, that's what the reviewers are gonna be looking for when they read that...

I was very surprised at first (watched the vid before reading the blurb) as I thought they were gonna try to raise them as baboons, and everything I thought I knew about baboon males was that like lions, when they take over a new pride they kill all the babies to make the the females go back in heat, and he can spread…

Obviously, he knows who he is! He's a dude who's playing a dude who's disguised as dude who says he's not that dude...

Yes. I think there've been three of them. The first one resulted in probably 5-10 de-starrings and 20 or more bannings. And subsequent have been more of the same...

How to Tell If Your Shrink Sucks Do they sell fetishized accounts of your peccadilloes to Gawker so they can see their own judgmental views of human sexuality in print, published anonymously?

Not a bad place to be homeless and starving...

"Listen guys, I got quite the stadium blueprints to sell you. For just over 1.1 billion dollars. But since I like you, I can throw in some new tech that no one, not even the scientists working on it, knows about yet. Only 50 million. Yeah? Really? Oh, and also I have a bridge in Marin county you also might be…

I haven't seen Poland perform this well since the heydays of the Lithuanian Commonwealth...

For shame, Nickelodeon!

Hi-yo!

"Hold on, we're taking the word of these sluts before we assume that Cuba meant no harm and that they were likely asking for it?"

An iPhone wouldn't auto-correct Jon for John same as it doesn't there for their. It's gotta be a user error. A misspelling, not a typo.