Just be certain to make sure that your state is a one-party consent state for filming and recording. Because if it’s a two-party state and you record without their permission, you can get yourself into some serious legal trouble. Which would suck on its own, but also give the assholes an excuse to change the…

I threw back my head and laughed at this specific line:

Have I just asked the wrong medical professionals?

Quite familiar with winter. I have experienced it myself. But never in a turtleneck so voluminous

It is customary and protects the news source from a defamation lawsuit. Innocent until proven guilt and whatnot.

hey, dude, religion is a force of tremendous good in my life. Apparently not yours. but don’t tell me I can’t have an emotional connection to a moment like this, where religion is used as a tool of justice.

Damnit, Kara, a dolphin is not a shark. Did you go to school in Texas or something?

Do you want to know why black people seem to live a different experience than other minorities in America? I’ll give you a big hint: they were literally brought to this country as slaves to build this country for white people.

Rachel, sweetheart: you’re self-absorbed, you’re in love with the sound of your own voice, you steal things from black people and claim them as your own, and you tell black people what to think. I’d say QUITE A FEW things about being white describe who you are PERFECTLY. Shit, you sued Howard for reverse racism, which…

What in tarnation is a “curiosity vessel”

What is an air fern?

this event had everything and more: a poolside reception with mismatched chairs, “air ferns,” music swiped from the how-it’s-made video that came with the groom’s Prada shoes (IDFK), a cake topped with origami gemstones (goodbye), pink sea salt favors, a random stack of plates with a single flower head on top.

Sounds more like she semi-rescued it.

Michael Cera

This whole thing should be a cautionary tale about pursuing narrative and cause over analyzing stories and facts on a case by case basis. But alas, the people that need to won't heed that lesson.

You should also feed your baby lots of honey, which is totally natural and therefore healthful like a magic potion.






Disclaimer: FFS do not give honey to your baby.

I was afraid she was going to say Something Good, which is the number I hated as a child but grew to love. The reverse happened for me with One Hand, One Heart in West Side Story, but it's still my favorite movie of all time, so no big.

When Julie Andrews dies I'm going to lock myself in a sealed room and drown myself in my own tears. She is a treasure and I fucking love her.

Shit, I drive a 12 year old minivan with Cheerios and French fries stuck in the seats, so you know I've had sex!