Well, if you just think of gay people as...people...it all becomes clear.

As the mom of two littles and the inability to stay up past 9 pm these days I am super jealous of your Vday

Her?

Perfectionism kills romance.While many of us are trained to be detail-oriented and strive for perfection at work, Jim Bob says bringing that attitude home can be a relationship-killer. Withholding praise makes your loved ones lose that loving feeling. "Expectations ruin relationships," Jim Bob warns.

For the record, let me first state that I abhor the Duggars, and find them at best to be a tragic case of child-hoarders, and at worst a child-abusing cult family. Their rationale for the "always be available to your husband for sex" thing is sexist and stupid...BUT...*still hates Duggars even though I'm saying…

I am so surly right now. I have a 2.5 year old who hates the cold and snow and is therefore stuck inside all day every day and I'm pregnant so I can't even drink this winter away! This morning my toddler asked me why it was snowing and raining at the same time. I don't know honey. I just don't fucking know.

Make sure you and your fiance are both given a physical at the doctor before you try and conceive. You'll both need updated vaccinations so you don't give your newborn something like whooping cough or the flu.

Yes. I am a lawyer who is a grammatical fanatic, but I frequently come across pleadings that are replete with errors and misspellings. I got a fancy bound appellate brief from opposing counsel that had misspelled words that even spell check would have found, had it been employed. Good God, man, have some respect for…

Grammarian. Stickler. Pedant. There are actually specific words to describe people like us. There are a lot of really great, descriptive words with interesting connotations that get underused in general. No one needs to use "Nazi" to refer to anything but Nazis.

Except most of the time they don't wear proper fedoras, they wear the woman's version called a trilby.

Kim, you do not need anyone to walk you down the aisle. This is your third time, you know the way.

Amazing how such a terrible slut could raise two wonderful, thoughtful daughters while Mom of the Century TM Sarah Palin gave us two spiteful, idiotic twitter trolls Willow and Bristol.

I suspect the complication comes from the fact that this is a federal court and not all crimes have the necessary federal component. The state can still charge him with assault on Lee, but in order to be charged in Federal court there needs to be a federal crime, and in order for congress to make something a federal…

Just to be clear, because everyone here seems to be operating under completely different sets of facts (reading the news articles before making random statements about the case would help):

After reviewing everything, it seems that he plead guilty to "tampering with a consumer product" and "mail fraud", which together would be a max sentence of about 8 years.

See, this is definitely the type of crime that highlights the flaws of our catch-all prison system. 14 year sentence? Sure. Maybe of a mixture of immediate jail time, fines and restitution, probation, and a shit load of community service - you know - stuff that costs this douchebag a luxury car finance plan every…

This is making me so jealous.

"Isn't she the one who's pregnant? He couldn't be on top for a few months?"

When you're pregnant and showing it is pretty uncomfortable to be on the bottom during sex. As you get farther along it can even be dangerous to lie on your back (sex or not).

I hate everything about these photos, but I quite like my granny panties. Full coverage, comfortable and when I bleed into them I can guiltlessly toss them. And I tend to not keep undies on during sexy times so it ain't no thang.