Gawker doesn’t do Keurigs...

WTF @ your title.

Reverse: Viva Danica

And a Bricklin!

Nope.

Apply health pack. Instantly healthy!

This is a dumb comment.

Hey Patrick, if you’re ever hard-pressed to find enough stories, you should just do this:

I made a tribute video:

Hawking will announce that he was just informed that he's been selected to receive $5 billion dollars from a Nigerian prince over the internet. Once the money is deposited into his account he's going to start up his own space program to rival Musk and Bezos'.

Aw, c’mon. Look how much fun those people are having!

pretty sure thats a lambo dude

Next time, use your microwave. It will soften the gunk enough so that you can just rinse it off. And please take video.

someone once said: dude, your ideas are David Tracy levels of stupid.

I’m starting to see why they made that comparison.

Not true. I know a group that lived for years on an island after being stranded. Check your facts, dude...

Do you want a cookie?

That’s a damn good point... With as many bikes that go into it over the course of a year, you’d think the MSF would chip in for the state to replace the guardrail with a giant ball pit.

I had a Defender when I lived in the UK back in the ‘90s. I bought it new, but it was already squeaking and rattling.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.