Gawker doesn’t do Keurigs...

WTF @ your title.

Reverse: Viva Danica

And a Bricklin!

Nope.

Apply health pack. Instantly healthy!

This is a dumb comment.

Hey Patrick, if you’re ever hard-pressed to find enough stories, you should just do this:

I made a tribute video:

Aw, c’mon. Look how much fun those people are having!

pretty sure thats a lambo dude

Next time, use your microwave. It will soften the gunk enough so that you can just rinse it off. And please take video.

someone once said: dude, your ideas are David Tracy levels of stupid.

I’m starting to see why they made that comparison.

Not true. I know a group that lived for years on an island after being stranded. Check your facts, dude...

Do you want a cookie?

That’s a damn good point... With as many bikes that go into it over the course of a year, you’d think the MSF would chip in for the state to replace the guardrail with a giant ball pit.

I had a Defender when I lived in the UK back in the ‘90s. I bought it new, but it was already squeaking and rattling.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

You went on the internet, the home of all the free porn you could possibly consume and then some, to car website for tits.