Ya know, I parked in the back of the lot so this WOULDN’T happen...again...

Meh.

I’m worried about the Jeep.

Is it wrong that I care only about the F/A-18?

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

Somebody working at Goodwood told me “they are here to do what they love to do. They know the risks, we know our jobs”.

...“he finished last in the 40-car field March 5 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway and failed to qualify for the season-opening race at Daytona International Speedway.”

It doesn’t really matter, I’m unlikely to watch the new Top Gear anyway.

It’s just rude to give me boners at this time of day.

$30 for the knowledge to turn it.

“No, really! Bugs to the face at 60MPH don’t hurt at all!

I was once diagnosing a loss of compression and fuel in the oil, so I naturally thought it was the rings.

*Moonshine*

Lack of original jokes is a major symptom of inbreeding.

A lab has far more charm and character than a Camry.

Enzo!

I don’t mind that one so much, but what really drives me up the wall is when Kotaku cross-posts “e-sports” articles to Deadspin. Playing video games is not a fucking sport.

You know that somewhere in a Lockheed Martin design room a group of engineers is sheepishly ripping up the plans for a weaponized burning plywood wall.

Are you sure the car pictured is a Chapparal 2J? It very much looks like a Chaparral 2J to me.