Prophet-of-hoon
Prophet of hoon
Prophet-of-hoon

Proposed Jalopnik crime division: Jacopnik

Easy. 6 Series.

That’s a BMW 6 Series!!!

Some would say the new Mini is a bloated mess...

Rimac is also changing lives in a less flashy manor with its battery technology.

Actually it was 100% humor based, something lost in this world.

Y’all need to straight up grow some balls when it comes to Jeremy Clarkson. Yeah, he punched a guy in the face but that was at the same time that he had a dying mother, job problems (the ‘slope’ investigation thing), and a divorce coming. And yeah, he’s said racist and somewhat sexist things, but who cares? He’s just

Correction - he who dies with the most diecasts still dies.

Whatever happened to NOT getting romantically involved with long time best friends? Is that no longer a suggestion or piece of wisdom for people? Was that lost in recent years?

I hear irony dents especially bad.

That second one looks a little too much Stay Puft for my taste. The first looks like an angry pokemon character.

Whee!

Good point. My bad. I’m not going to edit that so everyone can make fun of it. I might learn something from it.

“Here’s how they came to this figure for what is ostensibly a zero-emissions vehicle.”

Who are you with this witchcraft you call LOGIC?

Honestly, I’m not so sure at this point.

Also, “sideswipe” is one word.