Prophet-of-hoon
Prophet of hoon
Prophet-of-hoon

I read the title and prepared to be incensed by injustice. When I stopped laughing I was incensed by injustice. But first there was laughing.

It's "Truck yeah I don't think so."

This is true. White is over 400 lbs lighter than any other color.

Pics or it didn't happen

A wise man once told me...if it floats, flies, or f__ks you're better off renting it...

Santa Torchclausky.

They just acted incredibly smug around it, and the doors opened themselves.

A truck who's owner manual specifically says not to use the bed for cargo and the tailgate is only for your ass? Also no towing... I choose you syclone.

I think the two boys were in the truck, with the father pushing it, when the drunk crashed into it. As the father of two boys... I would have acquitted the father even if he'd confessed and they had him on video. NOT because I'm a supporter of vigilante justice, but I can imagine losing my mind and killing my sons

"Objects in mirror are closer than.... oh shit!"

Right hand drivers are not to be trusted.

Quantum physics has to come into this equation somewhere if we are to break a fuck down to it's smallest measured element. Sort of the like the microgiveashit God particle of fucks. Let's call it the elusive Bosun-fucks particle.

We need some sort of a system. For example:
10 hoots = 1 darn
10 darns = 1 damn
10 damns = 1 rat's ass
10 rat's asses = 1 crap
10 craps = 1 shit
10 shits = 1 fuck
10 fucks = 1 fucking shit
10 fucking shits = 1 clusterfuck
10 clusterfucks = 1 Jesus tap-dancing Christ
Anything beyond this point becomes a multiple of previous

Even giving it that gorgeous Peter Brock body doesn't hide the fact that this car has no soul.

is there anything that has been carried over from the original Niva

Your joke was pretty obvious. They're overreacting as if you'd posted a .gif on Jezebel.

I was looking at their kx500's then thought nope lol I dont feel like walking around the track after some laps picking up the pieces that shook off haha

I once went to a dealership on a Sunday when they were closed and there weren't any salespeople around. That was a pretty great experience.

1992 White Ford Bronco (You can get away with pretty much anything.)