But were all broke from throwing all our money into cars...

Maybe Dartz is going to make a truck with real (or fake) Dennis Rodman penis leather.

Nope...kill it with fire.

You're tripping over your hindsight. Obviously, the pilot could've waited until he'd blown the plane up to ask for the commandos to storm the plane, but of course if that was the SOP by then the passengers would have been scattered all over the Midwest. And I'd really rather pilots concentrate on flying the plane,…

this is still one of my favorites

This seems far more insane to me. 'Merica!

See what you can accomplish when you don't have sex as a distraction.

DO DO DODO DO ORVLOVE

Goodness, man. Tell us more about how it's liberals that have a victim complex.

... That was my outside voice, wasn't it...?

Yeah, I don't see sitting on front of congress defending your competence as a nightmare moment. Just one bursting with irony.

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There are very few problems high explosives and gravity can't remedy.

As soon as I saw this I was like "Hmm. Looks like $kaybait."

Yeah, I've heard different numbers for it as well, and the Typhoon was also heavier, but in any case, it's a hell of a fast truck for the early 90s. A kid from my high school had a Typhoon and it was the first time I had ever seen one. I thought my V6 Altima was probably faster, but I was also a stupid high school…

Why would she want to be people? Dogs are so much better than people!

90% of those 'yotas are there to act as spares...