20 tickets in 21 years? I wish I had such a low number.... I wonder if there’s a facebook page about me? that’d be cool

So let’s get just a touch of reason here. 1) your dog between you and the steering wheel is bad but a self-solving problem, 2) unless your dog weighs more then 70 pounds, it will not set off the passenger side airbag. That means no retriever missiles coming at you from the back unless there is a SQUIRREL!

those glorious, glorious jowls.

It’s remarkable that you care about the creatures that would throw you into a blender just to see you spin. Cats are evil.

There is no reason for cats. Sorry.

Really? so I guess our Search and Rescue K9s have to stay at home. Now if you could just come up with a reason why they should let you out of your kennel that would be good.

but it’s not vandalism if the landlord approves (and cooks you a meal)... so no kicking of the gaweditor in the gawedits.

Let me get this straight. You type in your password on some random website - and the hackers on 4chan, who are as trustable as Patrick with a Camaro, test it to see how long it will take to drain your bank account? or is that an estimate on the number of years it will take to reestablish your good name once they’ve…

That was rather vivid. Of course, my experience in Holland wasn’t far off that. Traveled with a friend who looks like he fell off the set of Goodfellas, I looked like some technofreak, and we both were accompanying a tall, brunette woman. The Hollanders avoided him, tried selling drugs to me, and kept trying to buy…

#cotd

All hail the conquering Uhaul trailer.

I would think it’d give you more a bloated, gassy feeling... but I’m not in the South so I don’t understand these things.

So this was a pipefart?

Sounded so smart right up and to the point the words Buick diesel. Buick never made a diesel....

Unfortunately, us auto journalist people don’t exactly have the reputation of being the, uh, most fashion-conscious bunch. There’s a lot of jeans-and-sportcoat blending, which I don’t see as a problem but Editor-In-Chief Patrick George does. And he knows everything.

Tough case to win when 1) there was assumption of risk, 2) negligence of the victim, and 3) impairment. Hopefully the judge will give this the Summary Judgment death it deserves so these people can go on to getting better. Losing a family member is always tough, but dragging on and replaying the death for years…

I dunno, you’ve yet to convince me that those were cheaper then paper-mache Trabant. Perhaps you should do a comparison.... let us know which is, actually, worse. Maybe set a baseline with a real Fiat 500, then try the Trabant and any other challengers for “worst ever.” My money continues on Yugos - because the…

Yep, will be chuckling about that for the rest of the day. If you buy the Camaro, your answer to everyone will always be “that’s great, but I roc and roll, do you?”

It sounds like you just described XXX movie... is that where it has gone?

they won’t need healthcare anymore, so yes, it is a solution.