here’s the key - other bombs just don’t boom enough. This one, 1 mile radius boom. I can only imagine the pressure wave that sucker would create.... anyone inside those tunnels would pop like a zit.

the best crashes in the world are ones where spectators come up slowly to you expecting death, dismemberment and/or blood.

I know, right, after all DSHS is so good at raising foster kids in the State of Washington. But seriously, we know that when an addict receives adverse consequences, their normal reaction is to stop being an addict. You really need to stop inhaling the air on Capital hill.

Is this code-speak for “they don’t let Patrick on the track anymore?”

An 80,000 dollar car without a VIN? ouch - that also seems to fly in the face of the HPDE’s creed of teaching people how to drive their DDs fast.

it’s a good sick, though

Is she from the value-priced line? asking for a friend.

Curse you, but thank you for giving me a soft landing.

It’s a Jeep, it will get to the place furthest from a mall then die. They will find him by the vultures circling.

Best part if he doesn’t, the next big event at Moab is the Black Sheep event - where they’d turn him away.

He’s staying a hotel? how cushy.

The EPA didn’t catch VW, a University caught VW. VW is teetering on the verge of bankruptcy because of it - which really is the best way to prevent cheaters. I can’t imagine anyone arguing that the smoldering ruin of VW’s bank account, reputation, and integrity is less effective then funding the EPA. In truth, the…

300 because Michigan

Why not bury them in bullshit? It’s far easier to hide in a crowd then it is to paint yourself red and stand in a meadow.

VW decided to go for volume (which was the real impetus behind the cheat), when you try to build more cars (forcing additional volume) a couple things happen -quality goes down, problems go up. I’m so glad they’re crushing my 09 Jetta, the diesel was crap but it was only eclipsed by the utter crap of the car. They…

They can’t - the buyback settlement expressly prohibits that.

this really does explain so much

Green, go fast

I dunno, most of that looks like Tuesday in LA.

She wins 4 boxcars of money for her contingency AND a COTD? there is nothing fair about this life. Nothing!