How fucked up. And also illegal.

Interesting—I do my toddies with whiskey, honey, lemon, and hot water, but never actual tea.

Earl grey tea, you Anne Perkins of a genius! Damn, I wish I knew that in my rum phase.

That is fucking hilarious. I love you.

I'm glad they're in CA. The CA DOL Does Not Abide wage theft and the missed taxes therein.

On the plus side, now we know what Tchaikovsky would sound like on an opium binge.

I think it's a tradition—they did it in the Peter Pan update that came out in the early 2000s, too.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is one of my favorite people ever. He's awesome in real life, too, I hear.

I love love love the Aerie boy short. Def more of a mid-rise, but still low enough to go under low-rise jeans. It's the only style of underpants I buy anymore.

Cool derailment, bro.

SHAME SHAME SHAME

OH MY GOD, I didn't even think of that.

Mark. Killing it. You are doing this.

OH I KNOW

He's made some shitty rape jokes. That's why I'm conflicted. I'm just, "if you can create a character that vulnerable and empathetic why the fuck can't you empathize with actual women in real life?!" But he's a great actor. So. Conflicted.

Off topic: was the woman in the suit at the beginning of the video wearing handmade socks, and does anyone know the base and colorway?

I'm actually going to watch it again today because I don't understand the things! And also I'm conflicted about loving Martin Freeman's acting. And also Molly.

Which is different from other cars how?

Dude, I love my Kia. 32 mpg, top of line safe ratings, small enough that I can park anywhere, AND I can fit a whole body in the trunk. (I actually climbed in the truck when I bought it to check. Surprisingly comfortable.) Plus the parts are cheap, though I haven't had to do anything besides change the oil and spark…

It sounds like a dramatic move is called for because you're losing a really valuable relationship. Call him! Be open. It may be a set of misunderstandings.