I can't even with how hot he is. Damn, I love a man in a suit with a crooked smile.

BUUUUUUUUURT! I love youuuuuu!

WHAT!

Guh—guh—-wha—-*dies*

Oh my god, please marry me. I know nothing but I love that this comment can exist.

Those kids are redonk cute.

Well, having a shitty personality can definitely make a person ugly. I've met a number of hot people who stop being hot the second they open their mouths. And I've dated a buncha conventionally ugly dudes who I was insanely attracted to because of how smart, funny, and creative they were.

Ohmygod, ohmygod, me and the mister were getting all huffy about this! And then they were mixing dialects! It was madness, I tell you, madness!

Obvious troll is obvious.

Omigawd, this gives me another opportunity to tell my Very Own Jerk Radnor story!

Yep, that's two minutes of my life I'm never getting back.

Yeah. There's something about the "my sorrow is so hot" that made me turn it off after 26 seconds.

You thought the letters were boring? But what about the nutty old ladies she lived with? (Also I though Ingleside was well deserved after the dead baby tragedy that was in the book before.)

Well, it seems clear that you're invested in proving that this is no big deal. However, if you have a moment, maybe you should—just for fun—play devil's advocate. Try and see if you can find a legitimate reason for this many people to be this upset over something that you find so inoffensive. Just for kicks, assume…

Yeah. It's funny if the black comedy is punching upward. See: pedophile walking into the woods joke. Butt of joke is pedophile. This comedy is relegating women (yet fucking again) to objects, functions of story rather than the focus of story. Butt of joke is women. It's also explicitly sexualizing violence, which is…

Ah.

I actually really like the phrase "You Can All Love Sex and Jesus". Might I steal that?

So then why on earth is that the standard professional? Should I seriously add some graphics or perhaps a relevant quote to my resume? Signed, Three Years of Underemployed/Multiple Part-Time Jobs.

Pardon my ignorance, but why would one need ruffly underpants for square dancing? Is it because the skirts have such a big twirl out, or is it a mental prep thing?

I do have a burning (snerk) desire for red ruffly underpants now. Can we Fashion Scavenger Hunt this?