I think it's about practice. All the writers who start writing with depression have lots of practice and tools for using the depression/turmoil to fuel creativity. When you're not insanely depressed, you have to practice different creative fuels and techniques. Not bad, just different. And I'll echo the other posters:…

It's like that episode of X-Files featuring baby Shia The Beef! He's a teeny tiny precocious invalid, and you can see the foundations of his terrible comedic timing. And there's some weird twist, of course.

Okay, no lie, I AM SUPER FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE!

Haha, for real. I bet the teacher was laughing on the inside, though. Full disclosure: I also just wanted to show off how awesome my mom is. The woman discovered punk in her forties and never looked back.

Meh, my mom's a kindergarten teacher and she lets the kids listen to the non-sweary Ramones. Kids love them some punk.

Yeah. I'm having all the feelings.

Ginge, you always have the best gifs.

I actually think that's pretty cute. I would probably go for that. (But only because it's an NPH reference. Let me make that very, very clear.)

...what. the. what.

I'm enjoying the verbing of "red wedding". Keep on keeping on, yo.

Ugggggh, you are so not alone. That (just short of the picking up and putting me on his lap thing) happened to me a few weeks ago at one of Mr. KittenBasket's shows. Usually "oh, my boyfriend's playing 3 fucking feet away" is enough to make people back off, but this dude would not leave me alone. Followed me all…

Ha, my mom thinks all her children are short because she bought local milk (which happened to be HGH-free). But we were raised omnivores with meat maybe three times a week, lots and lots of veggies, and a good portion of proteins from non-meaty sources. Now two of us are pescetarians and we're all fanatical…

Where do you work where shots are a team building exercise?

Dude, I heard this on NPR and had a total "what the hell?!?" moment.

I just deleted mine. It was...embarrassing.

And you never have proven that you're not a long con troll. We all lose.

I was eight years old, watching Grease with my mother. Rizzo and Kenickie are rolling around in the back of a car, and she turns to me and says, "KittenBasket, never do that unless you really, really love the person."

I've dealt with wax-tadpole before. It's just not worth it.

I'm rewatching the original Star Trek, and Sulu is totally a hilarious fox. Damn, George Takei is wonderful.

That's it, I give up on the Internet this week.