Once they’ve launched their new vertical Cumpete

“ Stick to scorts!”

How much longer until Deadspin starts covering eScorts?

Peter King is gathering up anonymous GM quotes to discredit Marshawn as we speak.

So is this a, “you’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole” or “I disagree with you so fundamentally it makes you an asshole”? I tempered my point in a post below if that changes anything. But FUCKING SERIOUSLY CONGRESS?!

Congress? What the fuck are you talking about? Here’s who can get involved. The police force and a DA. Fucking Congress. Do you just spout whatever mindless drivel comes into your head? And don’t cite that baseball fiasco as a reason to get Congress involved. That was total bullshit all the way around. Why…

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

This is an astute observation.

Phoenix is a good fit. The Suns will revolve around him, like ours does.

Go organize for centrism, I have a good chant for your healthcare push.

“BERNIE IS RON PAUL AND HILLARY IS MY GRANDMA AND I AM NORMAL”

I almost quit the Saints when Ditka gave up several first-born babies for Ricky Williams. Then put him in a wedding dress for a photo shoot. (Yes, it was ESPN, but fuck Ditka for going along with it)

New Orleans is a wet dog in city form.

Yeast infection.

“short time reader”. Good to see the Louisiana school systems are finally starting to catch up.

This year’s Jazz Fest was headlined by Dave Matthews bringing out Jimmy Buffett.

I was okay with the racist mascot, their flight to Cobb County, and their fleecing of taxpayers, but this assault on urban planners’ sensibilities is the final straw.

More like New York Jeb! Bulls.

You mean the UK which has a higher number of term stillbirths, and the Netherlands, which has a high rate of perinatal mortality (see PERISTAT-II)? Epidurals do have risks, but what about benefits? Does anyone wring their hands about pain relief with the exception of a uniquely women’s pain? No, just women’s pain. No…

Of course there is no evidence. Food goes through an acid bath in the stomach and gets broken down into the major macro and micro nutrients along with water. Human’s don’t have a special slow-release magical placenta reservoir to carry you through an invigorating pregnancy healing period. Jesus fuck. Get it together…