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Damn, Algeria....

Can you do a podcast on how stupid Slate is?

I've had way grosser. Google "pilonidal cyst" extraction.

Put a dish towel under it :)

#notallcrackers

Or colonialism. They might be pissed about it...

From what I heard, he'd drink a case of beer while announcing every game at wrigley. Also, it was someone's job to hold his ankles while he'd sing "Take me out to the ball game" during the 7th inning stretch so that he wouldn't go tumbling into the stands.

Prince could totally sell me on the idea of living forever.

I love the voice around :45 that sounds like he's saying "What the fuck!" I thought I was watching Trailer Park Boys

How did they film that? Waterproof gopro on a stick? It seems like they could see what was being filmed tho

Used to wait on the guy in KC. Super nice and incredibly generous tipper. Plus this:

ass 2 ass

Are ppl outraged?

They need to follow Avid's lead. Til then they'll look like a bunch of ding-a-lings

I kindly direct you toward these ppl:

Dennis Hopper's rolling over in his grave

Because Gawker is like The Weekly World News for the greater NYC area. If you're not toughing it out with cockroaches and gentrifying the ethnics, then you're a nobody. Duh.

except the guts of an old rolleiflex

We're gonna see those map sliders everywhere. Someone make a meme for both sides.