Can you do a podcast on how stupid Slate is?

I've had way grosser. Google "pilonidal cyst" extraction.

Put a dish towel under it :)

#notallcrackers

Or colonialism. They might be pissed about it...

From what I heard, he'd drink a case of beer while announcing every game at wrigley. Also, it was someone's job to hold his ankles while he'd sing "Take me out to the ball game" during the 7th inning stretch so that he wouldn't go tumbling into the stands.

Prince could totally sell me on the idea of living forever.

Used to wait on the guy in KC. Super nice and incredibly generous tipper. Plus this:

Are ppl outraged?

We're gonna see those map sliders everywhere. Someone make a meme for both sides.

I mean, Stanford? Bitch please, we're not talking about GRE scores

Y'all are such trifling bitches for ignoring LSU