Which makes me wonder where Tesla owners will be left after the warranty expires.

I haven't yet decided if Reddit is or isn't worse than /b/.

Yeah, but this is Reddit we're talking about. It's not a huge leap at all to think they're imagining themselves as her father having sex with her.

Redditers creeping out over a picture of a girl they think is underage and making incestuous comments? Sounds like just another day on Reddit. If anything, the real shocker is that they're perving out over a girl above the age of 12.

This is a terrible list. 10-7, 5 and 3 are guaranteed to leave your hands/steering wheel/shirt/upholstery a sticky, dusty, stained mess, 4 has the gooey trash factor, and 2 is just awful. What, are you gonna spit the husks out the window at 70 mph? The wind will most likely blow them back in your face (or elsewhere in…

All politics aside, fuck the Plymouth Prowler. Even as an automotive curiosity, the Prowler inspires more yawns than yeahs. Now, if this were a Chevy SSR, that would be a different story.

I took a defensive driving course when I was 19 (I got into a lot of fender-benders my first few years behind the wheel), and I was amazed at how much of what I learned should've been taught in driver's ed. Of course, I had a genuinely awful driver's ed teacher (his dad owned the school, and he only taught classes as…

The difference between a bad 42 year-old driver and a bad 84 year-old driver is one of stupidity vs. the ravages of old age. On the whole, stupidity causes more accidents than old age, but that's only because there are more stupid people driving than there are old people. But stupid people can be educated. Old people…

Back in college, my best friend was giving his grandma (who was in her early 80s at the time) a ride somewhere, and he stopped at a four-way intersection with a flashing red light. Seeing that there were no other cars coming, his grandma said "Why are you stopped?"

"Hang on St. Christopher, on the passenger side / Open it up, now the Devil can ride."

You forgot Saint Carroll and Saint John Z. Otherwise, a great list.

Here's a cleaner version.

Ever heard the Jello Biafra/Mojo Nixon version?

Wikipedia calls the new Viper a halo vehicle for SRT, but I think the idea (if you can call it that) is for the Viper to act as a halo car for all of Chrysler's homegrown divisions, while simultaneously knocking it down a peg by taking away some of its brand recognition. Obviously Marchionne doesn't want some…

Read my reply, I misspoke and didn't have a chance to edit.

Apparently you didn't read the opening paragraph of my post. I'm well aware there's a difference between customer service issues and PR issues, as I outlined there. And I wasn't trying to defend Drucker (another point I made fairly obvious), nor was I casting fault on Tesla for being anything other than vague. Leaving…

To answer your question, when I wrote "customer service issues," I actually meant "public relations issues," something Tesla's had in spades over the last few years. But the words got tangled up in my brain because I've been awake for almost 36 hours. Specifically, I was referring to when they raised the Roadster's…

Does this remind anyone else of the customer service problems Tesla's been having over the last year or so? The parallels are uncanny. New, independent car companies with non-traditional leadership (tech sector geeks at Tesla, a car designer at Fisker), selling expensive, niche-market cars based on emerging…

I've been pondering that exact same thing about Chrysler. GM's whittled itself down to four domestic brands, while Marchionne's added three (counting Fiat) to Chrysler. And if he makes good on his threats to bring Alfa back to the States, that'll give Chrysler a whopping SEVEN marques for US buyers to sort through. I…

Everything about the car and the seller screams "crack pipe." The wheel/tire setup is a dead giveaway that this thing drives like shit, and despite the extra horsepower there's no way those thin baloneys can put it to the pavement. I'd pay maybe half of what he's asking, then spend the balance making de-fake-M5-ing…