ProfessorSlowmobile
Professor Slowmobile
ProfessorSlowmobile

@spiegel1: Looks more like a still from Juno 2: The Trailer Park Years

"Authorities have yet to comment on whether or not Ms. Butcher called in the false theft report on her hamburger phone."

@stuffelse: He said dragoning, not beastiality.

@jakebonz: HA! That's heart-click worthy for sure.

I already do think of Tesla as a dot-com. Poorly run and full of promises it can't keep.

@zadtheinhaler: Am I? I though this was the front view. Man, these things are unremarkable from any angle.

@Jackie: Maybe when she was in college, she dated a guy who drove an MG Midget or Fiat 124. I know my mom did, and she's always equated sports cars, especially small convertibles, with a total lack of reliability.

@zadtheinhaler: Nah, it's gotta be a Solara. There's only two doors.

@LuckyChuck: That's easy. It's because if the pizza I ordered isn't here in 30 seconds or less, it's free.

@Jackie: More reliable? Really? I've known several Miata owners, and the only major problems they seem to have with their cars are the result of track day/back road shenanigans.

"I don't know why everyone doesn't drive hybrids. They're just better."