Vancouver is not Pamplona

What kind of political blogger doesn't know that the only reason you resign is to spend more time with your family? That's basic stuff, man. Clearly wasn't qualified in the first place.

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

Looks like the problems kept multiplying for Tribbett, but that's really the Trouble with Tribbetts, isn't it?

Maybe people with the Browns shouldn't be the ones throwing stones about teams relocating?

Seriously people, leave Buffalo alone. It's a fun city that's slowly but surely improving. Come visit sometime (And no not the suburbs).

oh good, the life of the party showed up.

"Hope Solo is going psychotic. She's fucking, beating people up, and we need help."

Evan Mathis' real bar tab:

Vice cops always skim.

I'll be quite honest, I don't really care what professional athletes get paid.

Stupid fucking Russians... They're just a bunch of corrupt animals in a country with no direction and a failed economy.

I spy with my little eye....

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

(a)N(d) C IS for crabs

If you lift crab legs, odds are you're gonna get pinched.

In case you don't understand patois (aka you're white):

Anti-vax people are assholes. There are a certain percentage of children who cannot get vaccinated because of allergies and various medical issues and thus rely on herd immunity to prevent contracting shit like the mumps and measles. Not only are the anti-vaxers putting their own kids' at risk, they're putting these…

SNES Mario Kart.