oh good, the life of the party showed up.

"Hope Solo is going psychotic. She's fucking, beating people up, and we need help."

Evan Mathis' real bar tab:

Vice cops always skim.

I'll be quite honest, I don't really care what professional athletes get paid.

Stupid fucking Russians... They're just a bunch of corrupt animals in a country with no direction and a failed economy.

I spy with my little eye....

I don't have a problem with houses exploding per se, but on live television? What am I supposed to tell my kids?

(a)N(d) C IS for crabs

If you lift crab legs, odds are you're gonna get pinched.

In case you don't understand patois (aka you're white):

Anti-vax people are assholes. There are a certain percentage of children who cannot get vaccinated because of allergies and various medical issues and thus rely on herd immunity to prevent contracting shit like the mumps and measles. Not only are the anti-vaxers putting their own kids' at risk, they're putting these…

SNES Mario Kart.

The first one, with Mario Kart 64 a close second. All other arguments are invalid.

Did you read a single word of the article? Just about half of it explains that this has nothing to do with the MLS or MLB but rather the bullshittedness of the study. It is easier to just look at the title and then write an ill-informed comment, though

A dangerous man out there.

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If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.