Of course it’s not bad. He was 15 years old when he committed this heinous act.

There has been books and books and books written about how we, in the US, damn for life kids who commit all sorts of offenses as juveniles (from murder to drugs to sex acts to robbery). We seem to s-l-o-w-l-y be coming around to the fact…

Not calling the defendant to the stand is a great tactic in cases like this. Worked perfectly for Giomeshi.

“We clapped for Adam Jones AND Isiah Thomas last night! CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS.”

“Well, you see, we couldn’t throw at the other guy because it would look bad after our fans yelled racist things at him”. Baseball at its finest.  

In this market, you have to move fast to capitalize on potential gains within cultural subsets. If you aren’t doing community-based targeting strategies, you’re losing out on potential gains in market share. I am dead inside, there is only market share.

So good. +1 paradigm shift

What I like about this post is that you’re successfully re-establishing your brand as one of the best Deadspin commenters to a whole new demographic of workshy masturbators.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

Lol, nice burn.

The rest of the world doesn’t believe in faux-Puritanism you pearl-clutching fuck.

SD slot is nice but without a replaceable battery, I won’t be adding to my collection of Galaxy phones (S1, GNex & S4).

My friend Jerry makes $5000 per month and he never has to leave the house! And you can too!

The part I find disgusting is this getting married and having children is there’s no middle ground between soulless sexaul conquest and subburban domesticity. My sister is almost 50 now, sh never had any kids. I’m starting to get old myself and don’t plan to either. I was just paraphrasing that Tolstoy quote to a…

Did you read the whole thing? Because he basically says no one can be happy in that life. It’s not a how to book, it talks about his experience and how empty it was in the end.

He’s the worst. I liked him for about 10 minutes, then realized every column of his was:

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

You sound like the worst pimp ever.

“It also does something funny to the process, codifying judgements into legal framework, thereby creating a burden of evidence that requires something like statistical proof beyond the overwhelming circumstantial bits that show Brady is, very obviously, guilty as shit.”

Uh, no, it does nothing of the sort, and this is…

I am not calling rape a mistake, Tyrant37.