Well Melissa didn't have to stay #SAD for long. From the Twitter responses she clearly has a devoted following ready to defend her rapey treatise, and give all of us nasty HATERS a smack-down to put us in our place (just like a "supportive" husband would). #SAD indeed.

Dear Mel:

I've learned that most people who use the term "out of context" don't really know what the fuck that means, and the thing is, people understand perfectly what the context is, which is why people make a big deal about it.

Honestly, I just feel bad for her - she really believes that her book promotes "mutual love, respect, honesty, and loyalty"

Full disclosure: I already totally love her & I just know that if we ever meet we would become bff's and spend saturday nights drinking red wine and eating cookie dough while bitching about our exes, but hot damn - look at the arms on this woman. I mean, seriously, look at them. She could be the ringer at an arm…

* nodding vigorously * I think you're on to something.

yes, maybe this is the beginning of an inkling that she's getting it. I don't know, this may be wishful thinking, but perhaps she's surrounded by people who are bonkers all the time and doesn't realize how horrible this situation/viewpoint is and maybe she'll start listening to the feedback she's getting. fingers…

Context. I'm not sure what other "context" "you should allow your husband to yell at you so he doesn't mess up his big important business deal" (some paraphrasing added) could be taken in. I missed the part where she as his wife was actually respected as opposed to being a glorified doll to be cast aside if she puts…

After dating my man for like, 2 weeks, I had a very graphic sex dream with JGL, after which (still in dreamland) I felt really terrible because I figured the boyfriend wouldn't be down with me banging JGL on the side. When I told him about it in the morning, all he could reply was, "...wait, who? The squinty guy?!"

This may explain why the publishing industry and book stores in general are in such a sorry state right now. These quasi-celebrities and their ridiculous self-help books, cookbooks and ghost written memoirs.

From an editor perspective? You don't want to change a recognized "voice" too much, when going from audio to print. She apparently talks/sounds exactly like she writes. So either it was assigned to an editor who already watches the show and knows her voice, or some lowly editor was assigned to do that and then make…

You monster!

My guess is her husband goes out and finds himself a barely legal girlfriend to cheat on her with, using her not satisfying his manly needs anymore as a justification, and she blames herself or the other woman (assigning none of the blame to him) and starts getting even more plastic surgery then she already does in…

You raped her twitter?????

Does it count if I care in the "aw, I hope she's nice and they're happy and have fun together" kind of way. He seems like a cool guy and I have an unreasonable fondness for him, as if he was some nice kid from my hometown who made it big.

A few of my actor friends have met him and I have it on pretty solid authority that he digs men.

Maybe I'm just dull, but I never got why black panties were supposed to be a sign of sluttiness or sex preparedness (at least, in this movie). I mean, isn't red the sexiest colour? Besides, although I will often wear black or very dark underwear when I know I'm going to get laid, that's often because those darker…

*sigh* Why did I engage in this twitter argument? Now I just want to cry, vomit, and chug martinis.. I weep for women like this supporter.

The tweets in response to her are making me ill. Someone even said that's "how Italian women are raised". WTF?!?!? No words......