PriertheConfusedKumquat
Prier the Confused Kumquat
PriertheConfusedKumquat

Forget pigeons; turkey vultures are the terrifying ones!

...inject...collagen? They do that?? Bwaaah!

Preach, Lindy. I more skim-read this than read-read it, but every point us so darn true. We should all be focused on being healthy, not "skinny" or "real women have curves" or "strong is the new skinny."

Between this and the Sharon Stone pic, I am so happy Jezebel showcases one of my favorite colors: apricot (or "peach"). Not to mention Cate looks gorgeous!

PREACH. I believe in biological PPD too of course, but this social crap is horrible.

Seriously. It's like healthcare and paid leave in the U.S. (cost/availability-wise) is like "screw you!"to a lot of people. You have to be lucky enough to find a good job in this economy and lucky enough to get good health insurance. Blargh.

I would go crazy! Your patience is saintly.

"U.S. of Cray" = brilliant.

Ugh, that's horrible. You might be best off cutting ties with him for now (or still doing so if you did already), because it's so painful. I've sort of been there (way shorter relationships) and the pain does go away, especially when you realize there's better out there. Writing about it, grieving in your own way, and

Exactly! She looks so much better, and she seems "with it." Why kick a girl when she's been down for so long? I'm happy that she's getting better, and it's really none of our business how many times she did drugs.

What happened? I know how you feel though...

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Lmao, this is amazing. I couldn't help but think of this Oscar:

I'm not Christian, but I really like that website. It's comforting to see material that says it's ok if you don't want anal sex or if you can't squirt during orgasm.

I like to think of a badass
female protagonist who does that to bad guys. I've been working on switching from warm to icy when called for, and it's quite satisfying.

I like to think of a badass
female protagonist who does that to bad guys. I've been working on switching from warm to icy when called for, and it's quite satisfying.

This, this, this! I dealt with that several times before and was really uncomfortable. I basically felt trapped, and got passive-aggressive "joke" insults or "I want the old you back!" NOPE.

Lily is so beautiful! I like this lip color better than that dark purple-ish lip she had before.

She was kidding when she said "women's rights activist," right? D:

Skinny but with huge boobs, a Nicki Minaj ass, and a tiny waist with abs and Beyonce thighs.