On behalf of countries who are routinely blown apart every other week, many due to the Petyr Baelish School of American Foreign Policy, I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that about other countries and 9/11. Tragedies happen everywhere and they suck everywhere; we just had to AmericanExceptionalism(tm) ours into “OUR…

“America the Beautiful” is about a thousand times better than “God Bless America”.

This is why, the older I’ve gotten, the more I try to avoid confrontational situations with strangers. Even when what the other person does couldn’t be more inappropriate and assholish.

Because even the commenters who race to the comment section to tell people how above this nonsense they are and we all should be are still clicking these posts. There are tons of more serious posts on Jez that get few clicks and comments, but these always get a healthy amount of traffic even from (probably even espec…

And he cheated on Khloe before...with multiple women in the same night, knowing there were cameras around! He very clearly never, ever thought much of his relationship with Khloe. Khloe was aware of this, and yet she stayed with him—that decision is 100% on her, and now it’s hers to live with. Fuck Thompson and fuck…

Can we please not forget he dropped his pregnant girlfriend for Khloe?  Khloe!!!! STOP!  He’s a piece of shit.  Woods did not break up your fam.

This was a giant international scandal, Ryan Lochte is now universally regarded as a moron, and he lost all his sponsorships worth many millions of dollars. The only reason he wasn’t charged by the Brazilians is he fled the country.

Is there a better way - a more grammatically correct way - to say “I’m not dumb at this shit.” It’s the being “dumb at” something that my brain snags on and I wonder if it’s just one of those things that might not sound right even though it is.

It is not correct. Let it go. 

If real life were as binary as mass media wanted those who engage with it to believe, then our problems would be a lot simpler.

As a History teacher, I’m kinda loving this.

I can respect Cardi’s mind and her work ethic, be interested to hear her political views, love to chat with her about FDR’s New Deal’s impact on world politics, surmise with her on the impact Elenor had on his personal politics and STILL be pissed as fuck at her for her anti-trans statements.

nice of the ncaa to release this and the ruling the weekend of the superbowl. shit’ll be buried 40 feet deep by monday.

You could say this before the kickoff of every single Lions game and it would be accurate.

Considering that the road team, Minneapolis Roosevelt High School, has a predominantly black student body and has been staying in the locker room during the national anthem for their previous games, this would seem like more than some good-natured ribbing.

Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Plus Lede of the Year.

Once you post bail don’t even think about having chicken:

While I am proud of her for defending herself, I cannot believe the other crew members and managers just stood there and watched her get attacked 🤨!!!! I worked at McDonald’s as a teenager, and was a manager too, and there is no way my 18 year old ass would have stood for that shit, and calmly spoken to a customer tha…

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