Per the letter-writer, it’s just the term used in child advocacy circles that means calling the abuse hotline to report the crime.

You also forgot ‘polite society’.  Fuck, I’m getting old.

Red-blooded Americans

Unbiased observers.

Shit. Forgot blue collar. And also white collar. Apparently white people are the only people with collars.

We don’t really call ourselves that. We also don’t call ourselves “Gentrifiers”. The prefered term is “House Flipper”.

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

And for some reason we’re wondering how America got to the point of building concentration camps for children...

That shirtless Tonka Truck guy sucks at skiing!

Right?! Screw frequent flyer miles I just need to start insulting wealthy people in destination areas apparently. The only downside is unless I convince them I need 2 weeks of on-site training for the fight I don’t know how I’m gonna work the free hotel into the equation.

Damn, if I’d have known that talking shit to/about athletes would net me a free vacation, I would’ve started doing that years ago.

His cosmetic surgeon removed the hair follicles in the back to implant on top of his bald head

Yeh, that was my guess as well. It looks too cleanly/evenly bald back there.

If I had to guess maybe he shaves everything but the comb over parts so everything matches and you can’t see the hair layered underneath.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

This! I posted on Twitter about side eyeing white folks at work because the Charlottesville folks looked like the people I work with and some guy went back and forth with me for 3 days about why I shouldn’t “hate” all white people and that he’s not like those racists, he’s a #goodwhiteperson, so I shouldn’t feel that…

She quickly cut back that I shouldn’t respond to hate w/ hate

Most white people who aren’t assholes are fairly useless because they grew up never having to deal with confrontation. They watched their mothers greet the neighbor with air kisses and smiles even though she hated her guts. They spend their lives living in a polite bubble where they never air their true feelings for…

Case in point: I’m in the office break room decompressing while CNN drones on in the background. A co-worker comes in and we talk a bit about the hurricane and whatnot - we both have family in the Houston area. CNN cuts to Trump telling the Gov. of TX something to the effect of “After this is all said and done, we…