It's kind of amazing to think about how long The Simpsons has been on when you realize that people who have turned 21 this year and are now old enough to drink Duff here in the US were not even born when The Simpsons premiered.

Well, that's just plain awful. As someone who was in the military, I can speak to the amount of damage all of this infidelity and drama do, and how much more prolific it is in the military compared to the civilian world.

East Hills Mall is where I cut my teen shopping teeth. It is the place where I discovered Elvis had died - Mom and I were in the record store the name of which is lost in time. It is where a bunch of friends and I followed a security guard around for an hour to make sure he didn't shoplift - he had accused one of my…

This is only Monday! ;)

i know by the time you're down here, dear reader, it's probably too late, but if you were too frightened by having mark, of all people, describe the video with the phrase 'you will never unsee', rest assured it is awful like 'i brought my six year old to take your daughter to work day, left her at my desk, got drunk…

Anybody who thinks it's hypocritical for us to hate rape and like sex isn't very good at thinking.

Being non-consensually assailed with violent, graphic imagery of rape porn is not even close to the same thing as voluntarily looking at porn that appeals to you.

"Someday my prince will cum."

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

Bless you, Tara Jacoby.

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

No one's slick as Gaston

Yes of course it was in the news, you think Jezebel scooped this via Instagram? You think someone at Jezebel for the first time in history is first mover on something? But that has nothing to do with my point. Michael Sam coming out as a college athlete who, while he would be drafted could end up doing nothing in…

Given how much press is given to male athletes even just coming out it's hilarious that people care so little about the WNBA two players can be engaged and it's still not even main page material on ESPN.com

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

"I'm just out here to increase shareholder value."

This can't possibly be real.

I...can not with this week as a young black woman I like to think of myself as optimistic but they are wearing me down. It upsets me because she isn't even talking to a black person and yet the n-word comes out of her mouth and all brown people look alike amirite? It flowed out too you can tell she uses it all the…