I work really hard at my job, guys.

This should finally dispel the notion that he tends to fade into the background in big moments.

The defendants' lawyer is pissed that the child porn law is being applied in a way he claims is outside of the intention of the law and vows to fight the charges tooth and nail.

Defensive coordinator Ryan Rob obviously

There's a Swanson dinner in the fridge. The kind with a brownie for dessert."

I would love to see Danny McBride coaching a big European team in the Champions League like Real Madrid or Juventus.

At least his name is accurate

Ouch. It's like when I say good morning to my boss and he doesn't say it back. Getting a handshake from the president is pretty great either way, and I get the feeling an apology was given, so glad to see a li'l bit of humility there.

I'm also willing to bet that they didn't have snipers when they went to arrest the actual white robbers.

East Europe? I wouldn't call Croatia east Europe. I'm in Hungary and they don't like being called east Europe. Look at a map. Croatia is in line with Austria, Germany and Italy - all places I doubt you'd call eastern Europe. The eastern edges of Ukraine and Belarus stretch as far east from Croatia as Spain does…

I see you've played "Brawly-Skirmishy" before

Whereas Croatia is known as "the table cloth of the world"

Mexico will always be known as "the Pants of North America"

The fight broke out after a disagreement as to whether "Mexico is the Croatia of North America" or "Croatia is the Mexico of Europe."

"That guy on the sideline is throwin' the ball like it's the bouquet at a weddin'!"

"We gotta team full of punters?!?"

I swear this will be expanded into a movie. A lot of those jokes could easily be made into full scenes, plus there could be the obligatory cameo from a legendary NFL coach (I'm guessing either Ditka or Parcells, although Jim Harbaugh would be fantastic). It would be extremely cheap to make, and millions would go see…