Riley was going fucking nuts.

this may be a new monsters of cock episode.

Hey now.

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

easy for him to say at a country music concert.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Nice rebranding here by Joe Dumars; the 2013-14 Detroit Pistons are now the Detroit Bizarro Heat.

This trade is sure to raise a few eyebrows. No offense, Charlie Villanueva.

BJ will give depth... Finally!

Woj is an idiot. We all know Detroit can't pay any more Bucks.

When police arrived Castillo's friend was charged with a blown save.

Counterpoint: Eddie Lacy Is Not Fat By Wisconsin Standards

This might be the only time he's run into Beltre on accident. Beltre's a lot safer when Andrus is fucking with him on purpose.

EVEN OW-AH CHESS NERDS ARE BETTER THAN YO-AH CHESS NERDS.

It's all good. He may have broken his tailbone, but nobody touched his head.

This has to be my favorite reality show right now.

We do live in a crumbling society. Morality has plummeted into a morass of debauchery, sin, and lowbrow attempts at relevance. We, as a people, strive for attention, and by doing so, we make fools of ourselves and others at the expense of culture and refinement. I understand you may feel overshadowed by another man's…

Well, it's not like he really had a shot at becoming the biggest dick in his family anyway.

What's with this and other Deadspin writers saving their worst for the Commish? What was Selig to do—ignore the Biogenesis scandal when it broke? Alex Rodriguez is no ordinary player on the field, and here too in this scandal, he set himself apart from his peers by attempting to buy evidence. Likewise, as an admitted…

"A player who was once quite possibly the best person at hitting baseballs into places defenders weren't"