But I keep hearing Dallas.

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Mr. Wallace is the greatest in the history of everything and if you don't believe that you are a Denton.

FYI, I just made a burner account named David Hume.

Ha!

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“If you have a seen a goat, any goat, please contact United States Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus at secnav@navy.mil., or just bend over and wave your one arm at them while your breasts randomly slap the gold bell around your neck and they should come a runnin.”

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That's fucking hilarious.

Every time I think commenting is dead, you wonderful bastards pull me back in. Sgt. Hammerclaw, that is a thing of beauty. A few vodka+Sprite Zero's in, so it took me an hour to read=WORTH IT.

Ha

Yeah I went a little over the top last night while drinking, but that's not my real name, so you probably don't want to bother that poor guy.

WELL THANK FUCKING GOD YOU COMMENTED. I WAS ON PINS AND NEEDLES WONDERING WHAT REGGIE WALKER THOUGHT. THANK FUCKING GOD YOU FOUND THE TIME TO COME TO THIS SITE, READ THIS BLIP, CLICK ON THE LINK THEY SUGGESTED, LOOK AT THE SITE, THEN COME BACK TO THIS SITE AND VOICE YOUR DISPLEASURE OF THE SITE THAT DEADSPIN…

"On any given Saturday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is — can you win or lose like a man? Or are you gonna be like the red-headed step child crying in the shower about things he 'saw?' That’s football guys. That’s all it is.

Whose idea was it to let IPC upgrade the comment system?

Awesome.

Man, small world. That is awesome.

Holy shit. I'm from Milledgeville, in Athens now. And my sister lives in Gray. Macon was my 'big city" to go to when I was young. And Nu-Way is still the best place on Earth for chili dogs, I don't care how many people claim The Varsity is better.

By the way, where are you at?