Nantz: Hello friends. There stands Bill Belichick. A hero of grand proportions. This generation's Lombardi. Nay, our da Vinci. Standing on the majestic 7th hole of the most alluring, exquisite, dare I say, pulchritudinous stretch of real estate that must have been set aside by God himself, for the grandest game and…

Let's double up. And take Rivers with us.

Hopefully if they do, the tournament won't allow FOUR FUCKING STEPS before they shoot another 3.

I learned last year that scouts were watching Marhsall when he was 11! It's a Rick Reilly article, but I can overlook that.

Unrelated, but you coming back the same day Father of 2 Future First Rounders gets banned on Gawker, well, I'm surprised the universe hasn't imploded.

That is how you finish a half!

You mean to tell me Duke is doing nothing but shooting 3's? Inconceivable!

That's fantastic.

Did you get starred over there today? Cause that would be awesome.

Meanie.

Based on the entrance music alone: Patriots, 147-2

Ha!

Oh, he'll be fine.

I wouldn't worry about it. It appears God's laser sight is almost on target.

+1

GAH. Now I have to figure out how to shit with my pants on. No wait, pretty sure I know how to do that.

Awesome.

+1

...the family requests that donations be made to the Special Olympics of Pennsylvania

You think that's scary, wait til you see the pink comments.