This is also the Fed Ex Cup Open Thread for Falcons' fans right?

Fox 19: Joe, how does it feel to lead the world in LCDWALIGD?

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So you've been busy, it's okay. Getting ready for the prom is tough stuff.

Man, it was so fucking weird how he changed after 9/11. Norm McDonald on his HBO show was just the best. And yeah, this is mostly Norm, but still.

That's good shit. Love Redman.

You talking about his complete personality reversal? Because I loved him on HBO.

Are Goodell's ginger eyelashes that blink every .01 seconds the Mark of the Beast? My girlfriend just had a miscarriage and she wasn't even pregnant. For those curious, the afterbirth equals Rodger's hat+Costas' blazer. Fuck it, I'm a dad. FOOTBALL.

GAH. All because I said you should be banished? That's just cruel.

Yours was much better.

Drinking-Is it a weekday?

Nice.

Now that is a fucking awesome synopsis. I too never knew the difference between i09, Lifehacker and Kotaku. Plus your, 'I don't care about your honda civic that you put a spoiler on," is just fantastic. You sir, in appropriate Gawker fashion, are double hearted.

For the show, skinny jeans or your Shuler jersey? That's the real question.

In/Casino/Out

Thank you sir. Like I said, Chantix seemed to be working, but I don't think I was ready. If not, I may try the patch.

Yeah, I got the prescription again, just haven't taken the plunge either. And I have no fucking idea what will happen after my first drink if I do quit. Good luck with it as well.

Well yeah, I'm probably a bit worse off than you, but it's hard no matter what. Again, good luck.

Well good luck man. And if anyone comes up to you and smugly says, "Hey, I quit cause I wanted to." Please hit them in the face with a shovel as much as you want. I'll be a character witness.