I have weird crushes sometimes and they come and go. I recall Lisa Presley saying she had a crush on Darth Vader and I'm like, "I get you, girl."

I miss Daria. :,(

Thanks for this. A few things to keep in mind for readers. Pinkham wrote

OMG... Getting recommended by @ubertrout. YAASS.

I found your culprits.

Sigourney Weaver cracks me up. I sometimes get that attitude from the "mommies" who pity me because I never wanted to have children. I frequently pity women whose children I have met and think, holy cow, why did you bother?

Purple outfits aside, WTF is that apple cake thing? Not sure poking it with a sword is wise - it might get provoked.

Mmmhmm. So, I'm being cornered and harassed, and I should just walk away. Because that works out so well. Have you not been paying attention to all the stories in which women tried to walk away, and were beaten or even killed for it? Oh, and fuck you for insinuating I started it.

If she were a man these stories wouldn't have happened.

fuck yeah, more girls need to just punch dudes straight out. like dude what the hell did I just say.

During one of my first forays into the bar scene, a random guy wandered over to the table I was sitting at while my friends played pool. He didn't say anything, just leaned on the table and pulled out his phone with a severely cracked screen.

If this story doesn't win, the terrorists do.

I'm picturing "Creepy Misogynist World" as the world's worst amusement park.

It'll always be the 1950s in Creepy Misogynist World.

I posted this for the celebrity stories submissions in April, but it's germane here too:

No, I think centuries of systemic racism perpetuated by white people gave me license to condemn people who would like to maintain white supremacy. And you're gonna be shocked when I say this, but I also call out BLACK PEOPLE for doing this as well, because you don't have to be white to think that whites are the…

Weird and trolly, like following someone online and complaining that every one of their posts is about the same thing? Are you going to try and say a big chunk of white people haven't lost their minds since Obama was elected? Hell, they've been trying to make it un-happen since 2008. Or haven't you been paying…

White people have lost their goddamn minds since Obama came into office and I can't say I'm not enjoying it.

"I want to stay at the Beverly Wilshire,"

Let's get something fucking straight.